Sardarji Collection
Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
They're there for those who don't drink. :) :) :)

Laloo Collection
Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved on...

Pakistani Collection
What happened when there was a power cut at the Karachi airport?
Thousands of Pakistanis were stuck on the escalator.

Ladies Compartment
After two years of marriage, Tom was still questioning his wife about her lurid past.
"C'mon, tell me," Tom asked for the thousandth time, "how many men have you been with?"
"Baby, " she protested, "If I told you, you'd throw a fit."
Tom promised he wouldn't get angry, and convinced his wife to tell him.
"Okay," she said, then started to count on her fingers, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen.....

Blonde Jokes
A police officer stops a blond for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

Community Jokes
When does a Bengali sound like a dog?
When he says Bow (wow) Also when he bharks (works)

What is the difference between Kunikudi Vaidyanathan and Gandhiji ?
One is a voilanist, the other is a non-violanist !

Riddles
Question: What do you get if u cross superman with spiderman?
Answer: A confused superhero who does not know whether to wear his underwear inside or outside.

Shayaris
Birdy, birdy in the sky
Why you poo poo in my eye
I didn't sigh, i didn't cry
I thanked god, Cow's don't fly !

Bollywood Fundas
Filmstars Amitabh Bachchan and Pran are standing at a bus stop. A bus comes and leaves with Pran on board. Amitabh is still at the bus-stop. Why?
'Coz "Pran Jaaye par Bachan na Jaaye"

Bombay (Mumbai) Jokes
How do you know you're a Bombayite:
1. You call an 8' x 10' clustered room a 'Hall'
2. Your door has more than three locks
3. The most frequently used part of your car is the horn
4. Rs. 500 worth of groceries fit in one paper bag
5.If you look up, somebody is throwing waste on you

Funny Qoutes
On a fence: "Dog food is expensive. Salesmen welcome!"
On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."

Mixed Collection
Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already in America.

Man:Go on ,don't be shy.Ask me out!
Woman:Okay,get out!!!